Afroman - Because I got high
Tekst :
Uuu la ra ta ta ra ra
La ta taaa...
La ra ra ra (x3)
I was gonna clean my room until I got high (uuu)
I was gonna get up and find the broom but then I got high
(La ra ta ta ra ra)
My room is still messed up and I know why
(Why man?) Yeah
Cause I got high
Because I got high (x2)
La ra ra ta ta ra ra
I was gonna go to the class before I got high
(C mon y all, chcect it out, uuu)
I could ve cheated and I could ve passed
But I got high (La ra ta ta ra ra)
I m takin it next semester and I know why
(Why man?) Yeah
Cause I got high
Because I got high (x2)
(Go to the next one - x2)
I was gonna go to court before I got high (uuu)
I was gonna pay my child support but then I got high
(No you wasn t)
(La ra ta ta ra ra)
They took my whole paycheck and I know why
(Why man?) Yeah
Cause I got high
Because I got high (x2)
La ra ra ta ta ta
I wasn t gonna run from the cops but I was high
(I m serius man, uuu)
I was gonna pull right over and stop but I was high
(La ra ta ta ra ra)
Now I m a paraplegic and I know why
(Why man?) Yeah
Cause I got high
Because I got high (x2)
La ra ra ta ta ta
I was gonna make love to you but then I got high
(I m serious, uuu)
I was gonna eat your pussy too but then I got high
(La ra ta)
Now I m jackin aaa and I know why
(Turn that shit off) Yeah
Cause I got high
Because I got high
(Do that over)
Because I got high
La ra ra ta ta ta
(Go, go, go, go)
I messed up my entire life because I got high
(Uuu)
I lost my kids and wife because I got high
(Say what, say what, say what, say what, oh)
Now I m sleepin on the sidewalk and I know why
(Why man?) Yeah
Cause I got high
Because I got high (x2)
La ra ra ta ta ta
I ma stop singing this song
Because I m high
(Present tense, uuu)
I m singing this whole thing wrong
Because I m high
(Bring it back, bring it back, bring it back)
And if I don t sell one copy I ll know why
(Why man?) Yeah
Cause I m high (x3)
(Are you really
High though, man?)
La ra ra ta ta taAfroman - Hush
Tekst :
[Hook] (Afroman talking)
Hush, hush (yeah yeah)
Somebody s callin my name (if you listen closely baby)
Hush, hush (yeah yeah)
Somebody s callin my name
Hush (listen baby) hush (somebody s callin)
Somebody s callin my name
Oh my lord, oh my lord, what shall I do
(A man sometimes girls think I m crazy cause I wake
her up and I tell her)
Sounds like Jesus (sounds like Jesus)
Somebody s callin my name (I know I m high but baby)
Sounds like Jesus
And somebody s callin my name
Sounds like Jesus
Somebody s callin my name
Oh my lord, Oh my lord, what shall I do
(You know man, I think about all the hard times that I
went through and I think)
I m so glad that trouble don t last always
I m so glad that trouble don t last always
I m so glad I m glad that trouble don t last always
Oh my lord, Oh my lord, what shall I do
I gotta feelin, that everything s gonna be all right
I gotta feelin everything s gonna be all right
I gotta feelin that everything s gonna be all right
Be all right
Be all right
Be all right
(A man it s funny cause I learnt this song when I was a little kid
When I went to visit my granddaddy down there in Mobile, Alabama
He stayed in this place called Trendy Garden you know what I m sayin?
He used to grow his vegetables right there on the side of the house
And every now and then he d get me to help him out know what I m sayin?
And as he was like weedin out his garden and everything
He d sing all kinda tunes and hymns know what I m sayin?
And sometime he d sing the same one like over and over and over again
You know what I m sayin?
He d get tired of singin the words
Sometimes he d take a sip of his water outta that glass jar, set it back down
And while we was plantin them collard greens, he d hum it
Just like this right here, help me out cuz, you know how we used to do it)
{*humming*}
It gets all in my hands
It gets all in my feet
It makes me wanna sing my song
To every little girl I meet
It gets all in my heart
It gets all in my sole
It comes straight out my mouth
And then I lose control
Cause I, I got this feelin, that everything s gonna be all right
Be all right
Be all right
Be all right Afroman - Tall cans
Tekst :
Ahhhhhhhhhhh shit! shit! shit!
Now I m walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty
I m yellin at these hoochies and I m lookin for a party
Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain t no mo
Run outta doe, slap the hoe,
get the do and go back to that liquor sto
[Chorus - repeat 4X]
Afroman likes tall cans
Now I m a afroholic, call me Afroman
Love to sag my khakis with a tall can
My homies pop the forty of some St. I s
Now that mother uh! staggerin from side to side
We the loudest homeboys in my neighborhood
We look real bad but we feel so good
My thirst is quenched but my cravin won t extinguish
I need some forty ounce mother uh! Old English
Put the top in my mouth put the bottom to the ceilin
Drink it down down until I get that crazy feelin
Now just walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty
I m yellin at these hoochies and I m lookin for a party
Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain t no mo
Run outta doe, slap the hoe,
get the do and go back to that liquor sto
[Chorus]
See these girls be actin all bad and rude
Always gotta bad attitude
See I just wanna dance, why can t you get the picture
Act like a brother wanna move in with cha
I gots no fame, I gots no wealth
So I whined up dancin by my God damn self
But I pay my money, just like you
And baby I ma do what I came to do
You see I can t wait around till I get rich
Just to make yo gold diggin attitude switch
So I m walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty
I m yellin at these hoochies and I m lookin for a party
Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain t no mo
Run outta doe, slap the hoe,
get the do and go back to that liquor sto
[Chorus]
I stepped into this party full of Mexicans
I didn t realize I was the only black man
One hand on my bottle, the other on my peter
I barked like a dog and started freakin senoritas
I think she was embarrassed with the eight ball in my cup
She kept on steppin back so I kept on steppin up
This vaco strolled up, put his gun to my head
I knew if I moved I was officially dead
That had to be his woman, I know it doggonit
That ain t the first time that I got confronted
{say something in Spanish} get the fuck outta here
I said I m gone mother fucker, now gimme my beer
Cause I m just walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty
I m yellin at these hoochies and I m lookin for a party
Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain t no mo
Run outta doe, slap the hoe,
get the do and go back to that liquor sto
[Chrous]
HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO
HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO HO
Walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty
Yellin at these hoochies and I m lookin for a party
Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain t no mo
Outta doe, slap the hoe,
get the do and go back to that liquor sto
[Chorus]
Well I m a afroholic, call me Afroman
Love to sag my khakis with a tall can
My homie pop the forty of some St. I s
Now that knucklehead staggerin from side to side
We the loudest homeboys in my neighborhood
We look real bad but we feel so good
My thirst is quenched but my cravin won t extinguish
I need some forty ounce mother fucking Old English
Put the top in my mouth put the bottom to the ceilin
Drink it diggy diggy down till I get that crazy feelin
I m just walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty
I m yellin at these hoochies and I m lookin for a party
Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain t no mo
Outta doe, here we go back to that liquor sto
[Chorus]
Now these women be actin all bad and rude
Always gotta bad attitude
You see I just wanna dance, why can t you get the picture
Act like a brother wanna move in with cha
I gots no fame, I gots no wealth
So I whined up dancin by my God damn self
But I pay my money, just like you
And baby I ma do what I came to do
You see I can t wait around till I get rich
Just to make yo gold diggin attitude switch
So I m walkin down the street with some chicken and a forty
I m yellin at these hoochies and I m lookin for a party
Drink it fast, make it last, till you know it ain t no mo
Outta doe, here we go back to that liquor sto
[Chorus - speeds up at end]